SpamMan

From SpamMan:

    Hello there! I am kinda new to this site and I am not sure what the trends are in here.. But I am pretty sure there are a lot of jerks in here with half naked photos :-) Hey I am not a jerk like them, I am just a nice guy who would like to hang out with a nice girl ;-) Let me enlighten you more about who I am.. I'm an intelligent person, genuine, and respectful. I am 5'11, dark hair/dark eyes, close-to-fit, single, never married, college educated and 27. Also, I am a fun person to hang out with.. What else do you need? :-). I am living on the west side of Madison, close to west town mall. I have a pretty good job and I am currently happy with my life in general..

    I would like to know more about you, if you do not mind messaging me back.. I really love movies. How about you? Which part of the town are you living in? What do you like to do for fun? How was your week? :-)

My reply:

    This appears to be an email that you prepared separately to cut and paste into an email to send to women you find interesting on this site. Am I correct? 

    If so you may want to change your first line that you are "...kinda new to this site" since your join date was four months ago.

SpamMan’s retort:

    You are correct, but four months is not a long time; so that statement should be fine. You sound like sending the same message to "initiate a conversation" to different women is a bad thing, but I do not agree with that. The conversation happens to be a lot different with every women after they "reply". So why should it be a problem to "initiate" the contact the same way?

I never “wrote him back” because why “argue” and give him another chance to “totally overuse quotation marks.” And all I really wanted to get out of him was an admission of spamming. Win.

But I will say this: you can be a sniper or you can be scatter-shot. One will likely land you your target and the other might get you a duck. Or, if you’re Dick Cheney, a lawyer. So perhaps this is a good method if you're trying to land a lawyer.

Also: if you’re going to spam me, of the various adjectives you use to describe yourself, don’t include genuine.