Thursday, September 9, 2010

Messages I Didn’t Reply To

When I’ve been contacted by someone within the wonderful world of online dating, I make an effort to reply even if it’s not someone I would have sought out. But sometimes I'm not interested in the profile AND the message makes me cringe.

I love jumping in leave piles, snowball fights, wrestling(carefully), and star gazzing. Get back to me.

I’m sorry, but what is “star gazzing”? Because it sounds like something I would have to clean up afterward.
Hello,    I have this idea to have a party at a local, hip joint, that serves beer, wine, and food of a kind or another. I would invite everyone that is an 80% match or higher with myself within 25 miles of Madison. Then they would invite ANY TWO people each that are 80% or higher matches for them. So in theory there could be about 100-140 people that should be relatively well matched for at least friendship. If you are interested in this idea please vote on the following three issues: Location, Date, and Time    Also please let me know your thoughts on attending yourself.
No. Hell no. Chain letters died out for a reason. Also, it might be possible to come up with a more uncomfortable party than this, but it would have to involve a corpse.
    I noticed your profile says ypu don't drink at all. Well, neither do I. I haven't had a drink in over five months and boy is life alot smoother. Anyway, I like your views, your friends seem to think highly of you, so I fingure you are worth getting to know. drop me a line if you like.
No. Just no. And not because of the drinking thing. It was the trifecta of misspellings, missed capitalization, and making “a lot” one word. Is anyone proofreading their messages? Because this person wrote me, “…so I fingure you...” Yeah. No thanks.
you a hottie
And I am swooning for your impeccable conversation skills. Wait, no. No I'm not.

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