California Boy: Hi there how are you tonight?\
Me: Excellent! How's California?
California Boy: It's great. Sunny and warm!
Me: At 11:30 at night? It IS a magical place!
California Boy: It's 9:30
Me: Forgive me for not calculating the timezones, but surely the sun is not still up.
California Boy: It's not
Oooooookay then.
Random guy: hey
Me: greetings
Random guy: how u doin 2night
Me: Just grand. And yourself?
Random guy: terrible
Please explain to me what on earth would be motivation for me to ask you why.
Crazy Chick: HI
Me: Good evening!
Crazy Chick: HOW ARE YOU
Me: Very well. And yourself?
Crazy Chick: ok, me and the boy are just watchin tv
Me: How is the multitasking going?
Crazy Chick: good actually nuttin really on lol
Me: What kind of contraception do you think is morally wrong?
Crazy Chick: what ya mean
Me: In the match question "Is contraception morally wrong?" you answered "Depends on the kind."
Crazy Chick: i did? i meant no lol
Me: Oh. Good.
Crazy Chick: lol My bf woul dhave a million kids lol
Me: Wow...that's...um...not necessarily an attractive quality.
Crazy Chick: lol, well not that many, lol, but we do have our moment of threesomes lol i have a couple more pics if ya want to see btw
In the name of if you don’t have anything nice to say don’t say anything at all, I will just go with this: Thank god you’re not against contraception.
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