Going for Younger Women

It’s an internet dating pet peeve of mine when the age range that men seek out doesn’t reach up to their own age. Thus this interaction.

From Cradle Robber:

I just loved your awesome profile and you have awesome personality. Do you mind being a friends and get to know each other? And by the way, you have great smile, it is true that a smile is the light in your window that tells others that there is a caring, sharing person inside.

My response:

Thanks! 

So you're 39 but you're only interested in women between the ages of 23 and 33? That's some chutzpah.

His response:

Thank you indeed to reply me. I don't mind dating someone 30 to 33 to have a few kids. By the way, how are you doing?

What I sent:

Ah! Well, as I hate children, that solves that. Good luck finding someone who doesn't!

Unsent P.S.: You would have learned that if you had read my profile instead of just sending a message to every cute girl that is too young for you. Also, I hope you are rich. It really aids the whole trying-to-find-a-younger-woman-to-pop-out-four-kids-for-you game.