Concentration

Thoughts that went through my head today when I should have been focusing on my meeting:

At least three people have told me I should try a dating website for environmentalists. I should probably do that. Could I just use my same profile or is that cheating? Would it be any less fresh? Wait, what the hell am I that I need rebranding?

Is he single?

Ugh. This haircut does make me look like a lesbian. Which wouldn’t be such a bad thing if I was getting hit on by more women.

So if I was the one who emailed him first, and after he emailed me back I sent him a message when I saw he was online, and he signed off by saying that he had to go to bed, was that a “Please stop contacting me” or could I get away with initiating contact one more time? And really, what am I worried about? Pride?

I need a good makeout session. Maybe I could just daydream about one with…uh, how about the guy who…no. Well, who have I been attracted to lately? (…) Okay, so we’re going with Ed Norton again? Maybe I’ll just pay attention to my meeting.

It seems like coed sports are a great way to meet people. But is it totally counterproductive if I am terrible at said sport?

I wonder how many people at this meeting are happy in their marriages.

God, she’s so smart. And she’s single and my age. This does not bode well for me. What the hell is the matter with this town?

So…Ed Norton?