At the top of everyone’s profile is their distance, in miles, from Madison. I was not expecting to ever see a number as high as 6,000.
Far away guy: hello there, how are you ?Me: Are you really in Jordan?!Far away guy: yeah i amMe: What on Earth are you doing talking to a girl in the midwest for?Far away guy: hmm , take it easy girl, its not a crime is it?!@ u should be more friendly :OPMe: Well, I am not familiar with the laws in your country, so I will not comment on the legality of it, but I was just wondering about your motivation for striking up a conversation with me.Far away guy: motivation, hmm u are taking it way too seriously, my motive i guess chatting, knoewing new ppl what else would it be? u need to losen up a little, get laid maybe
That was the first thing we agreed upon.
But for some people it’s distance shmistance, even without a proper understanding of geography.
Confused boy: hiMe: 22% match? Are you looking for people who you don't have much in common with?Confused boy: :-( is tht important....i do not go by computer rankings its the 2 hearts thts matters most dearMe: This is true. But I notice that you're looking for someone to hang out with. Might be difficult, as you live in Bombay.Confused boy: comming to illinois sooonMe: What part?Confused boy: madison wisconsin\ near to lake genevaMe: You know Madison isn't in Illinois, right?Confused boy: ya been to il before n also madison
Right, so….right.
This began when a freakin’ TEENAGER messaged me.
Wee Lad: do you consider youself a spontaneous individual?Me: Yes. I also consider myself 10 years older than you are.Wee Lad: Age doesnt matter when you are trying to waste some time and meet new people
I’m glad that you see talking to you is a waste of time.
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