The commandments are binary? (Sorry. I shall desist with the nerdy jokes and return to this blog post.)
You know that game of taking a fortune cookie fortune and adding “in bed” to the end of it? You ever tried that with the 10 commandments?
You shall have no other gods before meYou shall not make for yourself an idolYou shall not make wrongful use of the name of your GodRemember the Sabbath and keep it holyHonor your father and motherYou shall not murderYou shall not commit adulteryYou shall not stealYou shall not bear false witness against your neighborYou shall not covet your neighbor's wife
Okay, the “Honor your father and mother in bed” is kind of creepy, but other than that, I like ‘em. And I’ve broken half of ‘em. But I’m all about keepng the Sabbath holy in bed.
Who's with me?
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